March 7th

Here is a little poem I wrote to commemerate all the March birthdays out there:

Its March and
Its your Birthday and
That makes it the
Month of your birth
So happy mufu birthday
try not to get a VD
stay away from VD
It can only be bad
when she says she is sad
and she is the last
lady alone at
the
bar
stay away from VD
Bro, seriously, she is not that hot
in fact she may be a dude
I know its your birthday, but
maybe we should have
gone to Wingers instead of
the Velvet Hammer
Ah man, she has an adams apple
and walks a little bo legged.
You are on your own pal
I am out
Stay away from VD and
stay away from that dude
and remember
Happy m to the u to the f to the u
Birthday!

Love.