One thing I LOVE to do, and brohter I mean it, is to clarify my actions!
Clarify! Can I get an amen? AMEN
You see, hmmph, I didn't have what we would call a diagnosed heart attack, hmmph.
Clarify! Can I get a hallelujah? hallellujah!
I had cheeeeest paaaaaain, hah. Swelling of ma faaaaaaace and limbs, ha, and I couldn't walk without feeling like I was on Everest. I took two pills and felt better later.
Clarify! Can I get a glory be? Glory be.
If satan had me in a bad way, I mean a low down dirty shame of a bad way, and I was worried - you all would know! Not through a blog, or twitter, or a page or my cousin Aarons musings. You'd hear it from me, amen.
Clarify! Clarify! Clarify! Preach on.
And speaking of my cousin. Hmmph. We aren't fighting. CLARIFY! We aren't in a spat. CLARIFY! We aren't in a blooood fuuuueed. CLARIFY! We just had words, I had a hasty response to something mean he said and I apologize, it was an emotional response brought on by satan. Damn my tongue. LORD TAKE IT AWAY! CLARIFY!
Phew, it sure is hard doing the clarify sometimes, but sometimes you gots to. CLARIFY and PREACH ON!
Keep on doing the lords work, the lords strange strange work. Amen.
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I know what you mean, brother, and Amen!! You know how our family is. . .one little blurb and it's a bee hive of buzz, "he said, WHAT?" And "WHAT happened, to who and when?" It's sometimes like the telephone game too where the end message is; "He put a tutu on his head and danced the chacha?"
ReplyDeleteBut what the real message was that,
"He bought a new hat that he liked so much he danced a little about it!"
You know it's just because we all care so damn much about each other we can't stop talking to and about each other. Hallelujah!!!
Yeah, what Song said. But just to clarify - you mentioned the rude text - and we are all so nosy that we wanted to know what it said. I tried, but Aaron said it was none of my beeswax which it absolutely ISN'T any of my beeswax so I shut my hole at that point. About the chest pain - we just love you and want you to be around for a long time ...who would we gossip about?
ReplyDeleteWe're all too old to be racy anymore so it's on the younger generation now! LOVE YOU - Amen