Hola Bitches! I am back. OK, that was rude, it just is fun to say "Bitches" after everything, it is so Puerto Rican gay, you know? Not that all Puerto Ricans are gay, or that to be gay you have to use the word bitch, nor be a bitch to love Puerto Ricans, not at all. In fact, Puerto Rico isn't even a state, so therefore English isn't required, so they probably don't even say Bitches that much, the say puto, or some crazy made up word like that. All I know is that there is nothing more funny than a skinny gay John Leguizamo wanna be Puerto Rican with short shorts and a tank top saying "hola bitches".
OK, for now, I have to go to work so Ciao Bitches!
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Did you go somewhere? It would be: "hola beeches" for more authenticity. thanks for making me laugh. xoxo AJ
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Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteHappy October.
I LOVE saying bee-otches!!! and I loved P.R. want to go back hola
ReplyDeletePuerto Rico was sweet - the only one I heard saying "bitch" was Jayme...
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